We all know that even the most serious scenes can spawn hysterical OOC comments. Something might be taken the wrong way, or an innocent comment might inspire something humorous. Public chatter on the channels can likewise lead to some hysterical comments. We also have players who have used their creative muscles to write parody songs, poems, pictures and stories. This page is a palce to collect all of those little gems. If you have something you think was funny and you think others would enjoy it too email them to Eos (empyrean@silverselene.com) and it'll be included here. Like anything else submitted to the website, please get others permission if you are submitting OOC or channel chatter.
What 7 hours of straight RP will do to you. (Taken from the log, Storm at Sea)
(OOC) Sebastian says, "The RP is probably going to divide up soon, with people moving downstairs, but everyone should feel free to keep playing. :)"
(OOC) Xenia ponders bed.
(OOC) Sebastian says, "That can happen too. ;)"
(OOC) Xenia says, "How do you always make things sound suggestive, Tian? ;)"
(OOC) Zea LOL!
(OOC) Xenia mutters. Just like his father. Sheesh.
(OOC) Nix says, "It's because he's 'hot'. He could talk about pancakes, and the lot of you would get excited. ;) *ducks*"
(OOC) Sebastian puts a chocolate on Xenia's pillow. ;)
(OOC) Zea says, "So Tian is a maid in a high-priced hotel?"
(OOC) Xenia laughs. See, I could say something of my own about that, Tian, but I'll spare the others. ;)
(OOC) Xenia lols.
(OOC) Zea requests turn-down service.
(OOC) Sebastian says, "The thing about pancakes is that they need butter. Loooots of butter. And then some rich, sweet, syrup poured -allllll- over on top. You don't even need a knife then, you can just dig right in and eat 'em all up!"
(OOC) Zea swoons and just explodes.
(OOC) Xenia facepalms. You were right.
(OOC) Nix says, "I told you."
(OOC) Sebastian says, "Golly she's right. :)"
(OOC) Xenia says, "Damn, Tian. ;)"
(OOC) Nix sits on Bhuvan and eyes.
(OOC) Sebastian wiggles his eyebrows
(OOC) Bhuvan oofs
(OOC) Xenia supposes she can stop holding on to Bhuvan now.
(OOC) Nix says, "If you touch Sebastian, he might give you pancakes?"
(OOC) Bhuvan offers waffles
(OOC) Nix cackles.
(OOC) Bhuvan is not about to be outdone by an Empyrean. ;)
(OOC) Xenia hmmms. Waffles or pancakes. Whales or fish. So hard to choose. ;)
(OOC) Bhuvan says, "The thing about waffles is that they're the best of -both- worlds. Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside. Sweet little crevices to hold the butter captive to your pleasure and when the syrup spills out on top? Each bite is a moment of pure perfection and bliss."
(OOC) Nix says, "Oh, lord. Someone shoot me."
(OOC) Xenia hmms. I actually think I'm with the Varati on this one. ;)
(OOC) Zea falls over.
(OOC) Bhuvan smirks
(OOC) Xenia hops into Bhuvan's lap. ;)
(OOC) Nix squawks!
(OOC) Sebastian says, "Alright, guess we have to do this Olympic style. Ladies? Your scorecards please. ;)"
(OOC) Xenia says, "Scoot over, Nix."
(OOC) Nix says, "I pick my cat. Salmon. Yes."
(OOC) Zea gives Tian a 10, of course.
(OOC) Sebastian says, "My heroine!"
(OOC) Nix says, "They're like Ken and Barbie, with wings. :D"
(OOC) Xenia gives Tian a 10 and Bhuvan a 10.5. Tian was original, but Bhuvan built on it. ;)
(OOC) Zea beams!
(OOC) Bhuvan polishes his hand on his chest and looks smug.
(OOC) Zea snerts and gives Bhuvan a 9, so ha!
(OOC) Xenia is so hungry now. In the normal, need dinner way. :P
(OOC) Nix says, "Suuuure."
(OOC) Bhuvan says, "You're biased. They'll end up voting you off the judges panel. ;)"
(OOC) Zea says, "Yes, yes I am biased."
(OOC) Zea says, "Like that wasn't obvious. ;)"
(OOC) Sebastian says, "Horrors. Corruption in the Olympics of Looooooooove. ;)"
Flamboyant playboy's influence reaches Parnassus
(OOC) Celerity says, "Oh dear. I think Cel has a crush on Tavi (Octavian from Aether I). How did that happen?"
(OOC) Evander says, "ROFL!"
(OOC) Celerity says, "Well, a platonic, music way. "Oh! How he held his baton. *squee*” Tavi, his picture in TeenBeat, envious of her friends who had his poster on their walls..."
(OOC) Evander mutters..."The problem with having a Rock Star dad ;)"
(OOC) Celerity says, "Exactly..."
Generations later, Zeus' blood still runs strong
(IC) Skin would have been nice. But he's expecting it being in here...on the bed...with the door locked. Evander gives a shrug, his wings brushing against Celerity's. They never got to where they were going in the Baths, did they? "The planning is for our parents, Celerity. Just tell them that the wedding will be here..."
(OOC) Celerity says, "Worse. It was the Temple."
(OOC) Evander laughs
(OOC) Celerity says, "Making out in front of Zeus. yup."
(OOC) Evander says, "He probably loved it"
(OOC) Celerity says, "You are so right! Zeus would have been giving Van extra charisma points or something for that."
(OOC) Evander nods!
(OOC) Evander says, "Zeus: (To one of the other gods) Yep, he's one of mine..."
Can your +sheet extend to real-life?
From afar, Miranda hasn't forgotten you, fyi.
Long distance to Miranda: Celerity grins! "You know, I was thinking about that this morning."
From afar, Miranda nods.
You paged Miranda with 'Spooky. *peers at you*'.
From afar, Miranda is clairvoyant.
